From County Central's World News Headquarters in New York, this is the Daily Show with

Trevernon.

Here's edition.

The virus has been spreading faster than an HBO password on a college campus.

This morning, the COVID outbreak spreading through the White House has reached the Pentagon,

and now almost the entire Joint Chiefs of Staff, including the military's most senior general,

Mark Millie and other top officers are in quarantine after being exposed to the Coast Guard's

number two officer, Admiral Charles Ray.

This is the number of people testing positive who have been near the President or at the White

House in recent days, spiked to 24.

The latest name, Senior Advisor Stephen Miller, who was part of a debate prep session with

the President last week, as President Trump continues to downplay the severity of the virus,

the White House has become a hotbed of infection.

His military aide who carries the so-called nuclear football, a presidential valet who

serves his meals, plus two more staffers in the press office, also testing positive.

Yes, the nation's top generals and the guy who carries the nuclear football are all quarantining

now.

And you might think that this is the perfect opportunity to invade America because the

Pentagon is going to have to coordinate America's defense over Zoom, but actually, given

how infectious America is right now, good luck convincing your soldiers to attack.

Sergei, now is perfect time.

Go and occupy the White House.

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