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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Highlights of the Pence-Harris Vice Presidential Debate | Alex Wagner

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Daily News, Comedy, News

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Trevor examines the vice presidential debate, Jordan Klepper goes to a Trump rally in Pennsylvania, and "The Circus" cohost Alex Wagner talks about the presidential election. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.7

Ow!

0:05.4

Hey, what's going on, everybody?

0:07.2

Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show.

0:09.2

I'm Trevor Noah.

0:10.3

Today is Thursday, the 8th of October.

0:12.8

And if you live in New York or Oklahoma,

0:16.0

Friday is your last chance to register the vote in this election.

0:20.0

So go to votevotevote.com

0:23.5

and get registered now.

0:25.4

Because remember, if you don't vote,

0:27.8

you can't complain.

0:29.5

And honestly, guys, complaining is really fun.

0:32.2

Like, if I could, I would spend all day complaining.

0:35.6

But I can't.

0:36.7

Because I have to do this stupid show.

0:38.4

I've got to come to work, do this Corona,

0:40.8

and there's like never any time to complain.

0:42.6

And I hate it.

0:43.4

Anyway, coming up on tonight's show.

0:45.4

Mike Pence is the Lord of the Flies.

0:47.4

Jordan Klapper talks to Trump supporters about Corona

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