Coronavirus Updates - The White House Becomes a Hot Spot & Trump's Post-Infection P.R. Blitz
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 October 2020
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:10.5 | I don't care who you are, guys. |
| 0:12.0 | This story is insane. |
| 0:13.6 | Everyone, from Trump's campaign manager to Trump's press secretary, |
| 0:17.6 | to Trump's friends, have been infected with coronavirus now. |
| 0:21.4 | It's almost like the Rites of 2020 didn't know how to wrap the story up, |
| 0:24.4 | so they were just like, |
| 0:25.4 | ah, and then they all get coronavirus the end. |
| 0:28.0 | And look, I know some people are saying that this was karma catching up to Trump, |
| 0:32.0 | but guys, a massive outbreak at the White House is not karma. |
| 0:35.5 | It's consequences, all right? |
| 0:37.7 | It's not karma to get hit by lightning when you're standing on the roof of a skyscraper, |
| 0:41.6 | holding a metal rod while there's lightning. |
| 0:43.3 | The universe didn't do that shit to you. |
| 0:45.0 | You did that shit to yourself! |
| 0:46.5 | Now, it's bad enough that Trump has put the entire White House in danger |
| 0:50.4 | before he knew there was a virus outbreak. |
| 0:53.0 | But what's even more disturbing is that after Trump found out |
| 0:56.8 | that he could have been exposed to the virus, |
| 0:58.8 | he didn't quarantine, even social distance, |
| 1:01.9 | he carried on with his life with complete disregard for other people's lives. |
| 1:08.2 | There is evidence of disregard for the health and safety of others. |
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