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Let's get you updated with our expanded Olympic coverage.

Thank you. with our expanded Olympic coverage. Yes, Nina Hartley went to the Olympic Village. No, the Olympics are on. There's no debating that.

You saw that little produced open there.

But the real

surprise so far is they're actually interesting and fun to watch. And most fun of all has been the

Paris figure skating scandal surrounding Russia and Canada. Canadians Jamie Saleh and David Peltier,

no he's not, and yes, they're doing it, received a silver medal despite clearly outperforming the Russian gold medal duo of

Yelena Beresnaya and Antov-Sikaruidya.

The Canadians definitely outperform the Russians, especially considering the part of the Russian

program where a crab-walking Beretsnaya shot ping pong ball. The Canadians definitely outperform the Russians, especially considering the part of the Russian program

where a crab-walking Beretsnaya shot ping-pong balls into the mouth of partner Sikarulidzia.

Just crass.

Canadian officials now allege that the French judge, MarieRené Legagne might have favored the Russians

in order to pick up first place votes for France in pairs ice dancing. But the French Olympic

official denied the charge, telling reporters, quote, some people close to the judge have acted

badly and have put someone who is honest and upright, but emotionally fragile under pressure. She is a

fragile person.

The Gagne has proven to be fragile because, like all French judges, she is made of

delicate pot-to-shoe pastry, held together only by caramelized sugar.

But she is delicious.

But good may yet come of this, and there is now hope that the figure skating scandal will result in some changes.

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