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The Bert Show.

So it was the other day when Cassie was telling this story about her kid at school that we realized we got to pay you guys.

We've got to pay you teachers right

now for your confessions on what do you know about your students parents that they don't know

you know one eight five birchia i like a lot of parents drink some beverages that are not

appropriate for young children my daughter is five my son is three so i don't want them my coffee. Because you know if you're a parent when you sit down with any kind of food, immediately, can I have some? No, you may not have some of mommy's wine. No, you can't have any of mommy's Coca-Cola. Whatever it is, like the grapefruit juice, I limit their juice. So no, you can't have any. And so when my daughter was filling out a little,

one of those cute little questionnaires at school, like, I love my mom because in the section where it

says, my mommy likes, she wrote adult drinks. So now her teacher probably thinks I'm an alcoholic

because I keep calling them adult drinks to differentiate, like you may not have them because

you are not an adult.

Good morning. Kate, you are a teacher. We are willing to pay $100 for your confession. What do you know about one of your students' parents that the parents don't know you know?

I know that the mother of one of my students is a stripper.

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