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goat. That is how he has been described. He is like these long limber legs and just not a lot of

fur, so he kind of looks like a farm animal. And apparently his favorite night tim activity is to,

can I say the word, like the dogs do to legs on the radio?

Hump?

Yeah.

He loves to hump my, our current dog, Leo, and then he loves to hump my dad before he goes to

bed, and then he falls asleep.

And that is all I know about Augie, the doggy, is that he's a big humper that looks a goat. It's just a dominance. It's not even a sexual. Which can also be described for my ex-boyfriend. This is him just trying to like show everybody he's boss, right? It's a dominance thing, which is crazy because I think the little dog's like eight pounds or whatever, and he looks like a little freak so you know what keep on trying

all right then there's katie what do we got my girlfriend decides that she wants another dog we

already have a dog that is already hard to try to get trained we have a dog we have a dog so we have a dog.

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