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This Retired “Slut” Needs Advice On Staying Celibate During A Date!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

She used to be pretty promiscuous, but those days are behind her now! Which is why she needs our advice on how to keep it cute and CELIBATE this weekend with her new guy! Can she do it?!

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.2

I'm going to need a little bit of an update here, Moe.

0:02.8

So about an hour ago, we had a Bert Show listening couple come in here that said that they were great at Spades.

0:09.4

They said undefeated, they said, undefeated.

0:12.7

Taking on Mo and Katie, who are not only the Bert Show champs, but are the radio station champs, taking you guys on.

0:20.0

Guys have been out there for about an hour now.

0:22.3

And although we are in an airtight studio, I can hear some S talking going on out there,

0:28.1

some laughter going on out there, some disappointment going on out there.

0:31.4

Right.

0:31.6

So where are we standing?

0:32.7

Well, I think Katie and I went into it humbly,

0:35.3

understanding that they might have just a little more chemistry than us.

0:38.1

They've probably have more history than us.

0:39.7

They've been playing together longer.

0:41.3

10-year anniversary.

0:42.5

Right, exactly that.

0:43.6

Katie and I haven't played together in quite some time.

0:45.7

We haven't practiced together, but we wouldn't let that stop us from going out here and creating a competition.

0:49.7

Right.

0:49.9

So that's what we did. And I'll tell you this, before we get to whatever the end results will be in an hour,

0:55.9

there was a point in the round when my man looked at his wife and said,

1:00.5

what's that word when people come in acting like they haven't played in a while

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