Jackson Ruins Everything: Will A Devastating Asteroid Hit Earth In 2032?

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🗓️ 28 February 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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On this edition of Jackson ruins everything, Producer Jackson wants you to know: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE. An asteroid may or may not be hitting earth in the near future...here's our odds!

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.3	Producer Jackson here is about to tell us when we are all going to die.
0:06.2	Why would he do that?
0:07.3	Because Jackson ruins everything.
0:10.3	Jackson ruins everything.
0:12.6	Jackson ruins everything.
0:14.4	Jackson ruins everything.
0:16.4	Jackson for everything.
0:18.2	Jackson for everything.
0:19.6	Why do you have to ruin everything, Jackson? Jackson ruins everything. Jackson ruins everything. Why'd have to ruin everything, Jackson?
0:22.7	Jackson ruins everything, including life.
0:27.2	What's going on?
0:28.4	Yeah, you know, while I'm ruining everything, why not ruin the entire world, literally?
0:33.1	Okay?
0:33.3	So at the end of last year in December, there was a discovery made by NASA scientists of an asteroid called 2024 YR4. Okay? It made a little bit of a close pass by Earth about two times out the distance of our moon. And we picked up on it and they started running some projection models on it. Okay? Now, these asteroids have an orbit that go around and around and around.
0:57.5	And, you know, the smart people over at NASA go and look at these models and they try and predict where this asteroid is going to end up.
1:04.6	Make sense?
1:05.3	Yep.
1:05.7	Okay.
1:06.4	Now, when an asteroid, just so I'm clear, when an asteroid of any size reaches Earth, it's going to affect the entire globe?
1:15.8	Not necessarily.
1:16.9	Okay.
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