Last week, I weighed in on the Epstein rigamarole.

There's no list. Tadda. Okay. They should have just had David Copperfield do it. They literally should have had Chris Angel be like, there's no list. Tadda. He's opening up an envelope and it catches on fire and turns into a raven and flies away. David Blaine just pukes up 17 goldfish. It just spells out no list. were like, I really needed a break from creeps, okay?

And by creeps, I really needed a break

from creeps, okay? And by creeps, I mean evil psychopathic monsters that harm children and harm the

rest of us because when you harm a child, you know what you're doing, right? You're making a comedian.

You're making another stand-up comic. You're making another podcaster. You're making more

competition for me. So I have real, is it blood in the game? Skin in the game. Can I just have a

brat summer? Can I not have to worry about kids on islands and horrible things? I didn't get to have a

brat summer last summer because I was pregnant, so I had more of a fat summer. But now I just

want to be a brat. I want to ignore international crime rings. Remember when like Instagram was

engagement rings? Not crime? It was like he prepped the question. We're like how annoying.

Now it's like international crime ring. We're like, can I go back to those engagement rings where

you called your wife? You're obviously marrying for citizenship. Your rock. Prop circles even. I'll look at those rings. Can I go back to looking for coupons for Nuva rings? Do we have to do crime rings? Epstein and Diddy basically being exonerated in the same week. That was too much for even me. Here's the good news. You know me. Always got some good news for

you. People are outraged. This is this, this is where we should be outraged. It's actually kind of

nice to see people outraged about the right thing. You shouldn't be outraged at your professor for

saying history instead of her story. This is the time. They covered up a giant evil.

What can I call this?

Torture ring.

I've heard all the angles about the Epstein list.

And I have an angle that no one else is crazy enough to say.

Look, what is your hunch about, about my hunch about all this?

I mean, it's got to have something to do with international waters and boats.

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