COLD BLOODED CHEATING | Good For You Podcast with Whitney Cummings | EP 299

Good For You

Whitney Cummings

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.4 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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0:00.0	What do you think I'm going to talk about today?
0:01.4	You know me.
0:02.0	I hope you're going to talk about the cold play concert.
0:04.8	Yeah.
0:06.3	And I hope you talk about the fact that this person obviously could have afforded to go to a better concert.
0:13.2	They have all the money in the world.
0:15.0	Why do they go to that concert?
0:16.6	The energy is so boring at a cold play concert that a corporate affair is actually a highlight at the event. There's 25,000 people there in a band playing on stage. And the most interesting thing. He's like, he didn't know if they're too. You guys, this next song is not a banger. How about what are you guys up to? Yeah. But he didn't even. It busted, right? But he didn't even know it was a fair. He was like a kind of a dorky couple, frankly, is more interesting. Yeah, cut to them. Okay, so the internet has been like consumed by the CEO and the HR woman going to the Coleplay concert. It is starting to die down. I'm... but you know me. I can't process something for like a
0:56.0	because I don't care about the event as much as I care about the reaction to the event. It's called
1:00.2	growing up an alcoholic home, Google. And I just love spending time reflecting on like what it means
1:06.3	that us as a society, you know, did this and got obsessed with this now that like the adrenaline
1:11.7	rush has subsided. And I think part of the reason people are so obsessed with this CEO, HR
1:17.1	affair is because it was so reckless. It was so delusional. This dude was just cheating in public.
1:23.4	Like, I assume all CEOs cheat. That's the other thing is we all give people leeway to be scumbags.
1:32.2	We're actually cool with you being a dirtball, but like don't, you just do it on your own time
1:38.0	and then feel bad and be keeping secrets to the point to where it eats you alive and
1:44.0	then you get cancer.
1:45.5	Do that.
1:46.0	Why are you dragging us into it?
1:47.6	Like the sheer audacity of doing this in public, I think is what's fascinating us because right
1:54.1	now we're all in it, we're all at a point where we're realizing like people in power,
1:57.8	people with money, these aren't geniuses.
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