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🗓️ 14 July 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, guys, never not peddling my wares. |
0:02.1 | I'll take it as fast as I can. |
0:03.0 | I'll be in Ridgefield, Connecticut on September 5th. |
0:05.0 | And then in Huntington, New York, on the 6th, |
0:06.7 | and I'm going to Vancouver, Canada, on the 12th, Norfolk, and Richmond. |
0:10.2 | Just go to Google. |
0:10.8 | I hate promoting dates. |
0:11.8 | It's so embarrassing. |
0:12.6 | But I'm like so funny, guys. |
0:14.2 | I want to start the podcast by just saying that I love doing this. I went through some times where I did not love podcasting. |
0:23.4 | And I'm sure you guys noticed, I was having guests on who are really funny, but sometimes |
0:27.9 | like, you know, I want to go to really like incendiary places that's going to get me in |
0:31.5 | trouble, but a lot of guests don't. |
0:33.4 | Like a lot of guests are like, can we not talk about Ellen's set looking like the |
0:38.0 | Epstein Island mosque? |
0:39.2 | Like, I don't want to be a part of this. |
0:40.8 | I'm like, let's go. |
0:42.5 | Toddler's twerking on Ellen. |
0:44.1 | Like, I'm joking. |
0:46.0 | So I was getting annoyed a little bit because I feel like people come on and we do like all |
0:49.7 | this funny stuff. |
0:50.4 | And they'd be like, can you cut that please? Because it's like offensive and I'm going to get in |
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