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You like that guy that sold Mickey Rourke, all the steroids in the wrestler. That's what I'm trying to look like. Mickey Rourke. I want to look like somebody's jacked ant. He won the Academy Award for that movie. He did. It's supposed to be Nicholas Cage, they said. I haven't seen you in a while, Hank, and I was when you were, you were ripping a heater out there.

And I said, I said, well, you look great, what you do. And then you turned to the side. I said, growing the hair out. Yeah, he went to. It was a, boom, growing the hair out. Yeah. It was a real, like, Aunt Diane response. Can we do a thing? Can we set a goal where you get down to 150 down? 150 pounds? Down. Oh, okay. 150. No, yeah, yeah. I know. Tom Hanks in Philadelphia. What do you say? No, 150 down, 150 off the starting weight. Uh-huh. We cut the hair. Okay. What do we think of that?

I pay for, I'm talking about a state. You know what I'm going to do, I got a great bar, but they're going to come here. Gay guy clip you up nice. It's like Edward Scissorhands. I like that. And he comes and clips you up and we get to the number one five zero down. I like that. Right now I'm at 85. So we got what it was, so we got 70 something-ish more to go, 65 more to go. Yeah. And then we cut the hair. What do you think? I'm down. I think maybe we do it before that, right? Well, here's the thing. I grew it out for tires because the guy, the guy has a ponytail. now I kind of like it. It does look good. Yeah.

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