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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Adult Happy Meal! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Chubbies: Chubbies is here to keep you comfy and looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code garbage at https://chubbiesshorts.com/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Gang, that back on the block tour just keeps a rolling on.

0:02.8

Grab your tickets, grab the squad.

0:04.2

Come on out. See the boys. Yeah, this may we got Los Angeles. Then we're doing the comedy seller in New York City, a little A-Y-G and Friends Show, Portland, Maine. Those tickets are going fast. We got two shows in Pittsburgh, then Cleveland, Ohio, Atlantic City, New Jersey. This summer, the boys are going down to shore. and then Comedy Works in Denver.

0:21.7

Get those tickets.

0:22.5

Come to a live show.

0:23.3

We love you.

0:23.9

Love you. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. You know it. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it at the group to be classy.

0:37.9

Yeah.

0:53.0

They're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, Trish, Trish. I'm your host, Tage, Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootty's in a new edition. She woke me up six in the morning. Okay. Blasting Shaka Khan. Okay. Bumping. Going old school on me. Nice.

0:53.7

You know what I mean? I feel your dog.

0:54.7

My co-os is coming at you from across the tables.

0:57.1

We call the family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies just to where you like it. He is my best pal in the whole wide world. And with summer approaching, back to being the king of the boards. Big show in Atlantic City coming up down here.

1:28.1

He ain't lying. Get them pickies, gang. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang? Shout out to you. As always, thanks for tuning in. Please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. The boys are climbing the charts. We're in the charts, dog. In the fucking charts, baby.

1:30.1

Slowly getting to the top of the... I don't know where it starts the top of the charts. We pop back and forth. We need the top 100, all podcasts. And we're top 100 in comedy podcasts, huh? Just a couple of small town boys made good. I don't know what to tell you. Yeah that hey there love it the fat boys are on top yeah

1:45.7

fat boys used to beatbox got you remember the fat boys no really i mean i do in theory yeah

1:54.7

i remember uh they had their own movie mm-hmm can't remember what was called

1:58.3

that boys do something it wasn't go to the gym. I know that much. Gang, the big man said it. We got a show in Atlantic City. The boys are going down the shore at the Hard Rock Casino and Hotel. Maybe. I don't know. I made up the Internet. I think it's at the Hard Rock. Yeah, Hotel and Casino would be called.

2:19.1

What I say?

2:19.8

Casino and Hotel. I think it would be hard rock. They do it different. They flip flopping. They do it? Old school jazz. We're going to play the tables down there? Yeah, play the tables. I don't have ever been to Hard Rock down here. I got to be honest, I didn't know it existed. Really? That's why I was like, I'm not sure.

2:32.8

Shout out to him.

2:33.7

I might have been in there one time.

2:35.2

We used to have a little thing have been in there one time.

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