The Best Dive Bars! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
4.9 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Holy moly New York City in the surrounding areas. |
| 0:03.2 | Are You Garbage and Friends is back. We're going to be down there at the Comedy Cellar, May 18th and June 15th. You got two chances to see us, so come on out. Yeah, tickets available to are you garbage.com. We got some of our favorite guests coming to play, AYG with the crowd. It's a small venue, so get your tickets before this a lot.'ll see you there. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Gurbidge. Oh, yeah. It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that out they're good to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host, thanksfully coming at you on a beautiful day we're out back here |
| 0:37.9 | with tody's in the new edition she says she's done with chinese food okay that's it's what |
| 0:44.1 | she hit me with it's a political state i said yes it you do you i was like just got to do with anything |
| 0:48.7 | she's like no just not eating it okay my coes is coming out from across the tables we call a family |
| 0:53.9 | episode just the boys the bozos and the homies just to where we like it give it Okay. My co-s is coming out. You from across the tables. We call a family episode. |
| 0:54.9 | Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies just to where you like it. Give it up for my best pal in the world. Kevin, James, Ryan. Hey, what up, gang. Shout out to you. Yeah, that's pretty good. How about that? I like it. As always, please make sure you review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. |
| 1:09.0 | Full video available over there on Spot of His Eye. |
| 1:12.0 | And obviously the greatest website of all time, www. www. patreon.com slash raragaberg. You go over there, you get all that bonus content. And not to mention the boys are on the road, Daney. Get your tickets. We got L.A. coming up this week. We got L.A. tickets. They may not be available. I don't know. You snooze you lose, maybe. We got Portland, Maine. We got Atlantic City. We got Cleveland. We got Pittsburgh. We got, I think that might be it. Whatever. All tickets available at are you garbage.com. I'm excited about that whole stretch right there. A lot of my favorite places. |
| 1:44.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:44.9 | Except for one. |
| 2:01.8 | La La Land. Listen, if you're out there in L.A., I'm going to say, we really need you out there, and I'll tell you why. Because the bug man needs backup out of L.A. I need you out there. I need you out there. He don't want you out there. He need you out there, gang. Bugman back in L.A. |
| 2:02.4 | God damn it. |
| 2:03.8 | I always wanted to love L.A. |
| 2:01.8 | And I love L.A. |
| 2:02.4 | God damn it. |
| 2:03.8 | I always wanted to love L.A. |
| 2:17.2 | And I love L.A. It don't love you, though. It doesn't. It's a dirty bitch. Tries to hurt me. Not tries. Oh, yeah. Get you good. Get you good. Hey, you're right in the chops. Beautiful place, nice restaurants, beautiful, talented people. |
| 2:17.9 | I love the scenery. |
| 2:18.5 | I love the weather. |
| 2:19.8 | I'm an L.A. guy. |
| 2:18.0 | No, you ain't no you ain't that place chewed you up spit you out |
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