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This Might Be The Worst Place In America To Host A Funeral

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Thinking about hosting a funeral for your family in New York? Fuhgeddaboutit!!! Moe will tell you exactly why NYC is the worst place to lay your loved ones to rest...from experience!

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0:00.0

This is The Birch Show.

0:02.0

I don't know that there's any good place for a funeral, but according to Mo, there is definitely one place you should not have one.

0:08.0

Listen, this weekend was tough for me, and I had to attend my uncle's funeral.

0:14.0

And funerals are hard. It is what it is, so you've got to find anything that you can in order to get yourself through it.

0:19.0

And for me, when I find myself in these situations, that's normally humor. And the first thing I said after leaving

0:24.9

my uncle's funeral when I was with my family was when my time comes, I would like for my

0:29.7

service to be anywhere other than New York City. Absolutely anywhere. Does it matter?

0:34.9

Was it right in the city? In Manhattan? It was in Brooklyn.

0:37.9

Okay.

0:38.5

And that's kind of a part of the issue.

0:40.4

Because if you've ever been to New York, then you know pretty much anything you do,

0:44.4

anywhere you go, whatever you're experiencing is going to be on top of whatever is

0:48.8

happening next door.

0:49.7

Just everybody is on top of each other in New York.

0:51.9

It's not enough space.

0:52.8

The walls are too thin. It's a New York experience.

0:55.7

So when I first got there, New York is just so different in the way everything is taking care of.

1:00.6

Because when we first get to this venue, I thought I was at the wrong funeral.

1:04.7

And it's because I guess the lady who opened up the funeral home decided to put a picture of herself, like, in the entrance,

1:12.7

but the way she did it, she did it like, you know, it on a flyer, like the way that they would

1:17.5

put your face on a flyer of someone who just passed away.

1:19.8

Yeah.

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