Hi, I'm Jeff Wayne, and my musical version of The War of the Worlds is returning to arenas this March in April with the Spirit of Man Tour.

For me, standing on stage, conducting world-class artists and musicians, surrounded by breathtaking technology, is nothing short of magical.

It's more than a show. It's a battle against the Martians,

and I'd love you to be part of the adventure.

See you there.

This is The Bird Show.

They made a verbal agreement.

Katie's girlfriend should be paying $1,000 right now.

However, she's kind of backing out of the whole thing.

Yeah, we were at odds because after the youth group went down to Savannah, there was $1,000 on the line if they got into a whole bunch of shenanigans.

This was for St. Patrick's Day weekend. And my girlfriend did a counteroffer and she's like, look, I'll give you $1,000 if you don't do this one simple thing. And it was so strong about it, but at the time she didn't tell me why. Like I couldn't. I'm like,

what is it about me not getting a tattoo? She's like, I'll just pay you $1,000 if you

just don't get a tattoo. So the time passed by, I didn't get a tattoo. Where was my money?

And she's like, well, technically we didn't talk about it like at a very serious level, but had that been

my relationship and that was the reason why, I have a problem with that.

I'd have a deep problem with that.

I was just like it is what it is.

And she's in law school, right?

Yeah, she's in law school, right? She's really... She's in law school. She's really playing up the law with you.

Yeah.

And it wouldn't be so much that we could say like, okay, I'm not going to pay the $1,000,

but it would be the excuse of like, well, it wasn't in writing, which would be the thing

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