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The Bert Show

This Maycember We Need YOU To Be Kinder To Parents!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Happy #Maycember! Not familiar to Maycember? Don't worry, Kristin’s got you! All we ask: please be kind to parents this season!

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0:00.0

The Birch Show.

0:01.3

So what celebrity called into the Birch show yesterday that you might have missed if you're listening live this early in the morning?

0:08.8

We're doing a contest where at any point during the bird show, a celebrity might call in.

0:14.2

Abby, you want to explain what that's all about?

0:15.8

Basically, we are all competing for a week off of work, a paid week off of work.

0:20.6

The only thing we have to do is we have to find the most famous person out of all of us competing to call in randomly.

0:28.2

And if the celebrity calls in and they want to promote a charity, they can do that as well because the winning most famous celebrity will also win $1,000.

0:37.1

I say the person that called in yesterday has been, had a consistent career since 1989.

0:45.1

That's impressive.

0:46.0

Very, very impressive.

0:47.6

Doesn't even seem to age.

0:48.9

No, not at all.

0:50.2

Nobody in his family even seems to age even.

0:52.7

It's odd, isn't it?

0:54.1

Say again? I said it's odd. It's odd, isn't it? Say again?

0:55.0

I said it's odd.

0:55.7

It is odd.

0:56.3

We should have asked him about that yesterday.

0:58.0

When Homer Simpson called in.

1:02.6

Here he is.

1:03.8

All right.

1:04.3

Good morning.

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