The Bert Show.

There's one thing I know, it's that you guys like a good Bert's Bonehead story.

So let me give you the perfect storm of stupidity over the course of the last week or so.

And it's going to take me a second to explain.

So my son goes to a private Catholic school.

He is deeply religious, man.

He is very into his religion.

And he goes to a private Catholic school. He is deeply religious, man. He is very into his religion. And he goes to a private Catholic school, right? So I get emails from the schools all the time, and I'll be totally

honest with you. My ex-wife is still carrying some of the mental load in our parenting,

because I'll take a look at some of these emails, and there just seems to be so many sometimes.

I do what I do to Kristen.

It's just delete it.

I'm like, and I think in the back of my head, like if this is really important, Stacey's

going to let me know about it.

My ex-wife's going to let me know about it, right?

So it was about just a couple of days ago where I think we're sitting at one of his soccer matches.

And she goes, are you going to the penance ceremony in a couple of days?

And I'm like, what is that?

And she's like, well, all the parents are going to be there.

It's a penance ceremony.

And you really should be there.

So I'm like, oh, yeah, okay.

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