This is My Show w/ Henry Zebrowski

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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This week on Page 7 it's HENRY'S WORLD AND We're lucky to be livin' in it on this inaugural Thanksgiving episode filled with brotherboss butterfly kisses and goss' 'bout Keith Urban playing "Pink Pony Club" at a Mar-a-Lago Club party attended by Chappell Roan superfan Trump, and everyone's just so darn proud of Natural Jackie. Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are now surgically attached at the wrist, Spongebob did a sexy shoot to prove he's totally not a livin' pile of tapioca pudding and nooo onnnneeee caaaaressss, dude! MJ prepares for a first viewing of "Addams Family Values", Henry reveals him and his tussy are gonna be on the road for Thanksgiving leaving Jackie with a Micro-Thanksgiving, some celeb Thanksgiving news including Wolfgang Van Halen and mother Valerie Bertinelli chain restaurant Thanksgivings. Henry recalls OJ being a regular at the bar of the hotel he stayed at for his wedding, and then we got a list that flashes back to a time of fewer labor and animal welfare laws with a LIST of old Hollywood publicity stunts that were SO WILD, they make today's studios LOOK LIKE CHILD'S PLAY (and I ain't TALKIN' THE MOVIE), and BLINDZ! Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:11:48.260 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:21:22.476 that runs until 1:24:16.164. All that and more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	There's two things I know for sure.
0:13.0	She was sent here from heaven, but she's daddy's little girl.
0:18.5	As I drop to my knees
0:20.8	By her bed at night
0:22.9	Oh, the show's beginning
0:23.7	She talks to Jesus
0:25.7	And I close my eyes
0:28.5	I thank God for all
0:31.1	Of the joy in my life
0:34.2	Wouldn't you choose something I could join you?
0:36.2	But most of all
0:37.2	Master of the house.
0:38.7	For butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer.
0:43.5	I actually didn't know the rest of the words.
0:44.9	Stick a little white flowers all up in her hair.
0:49.9	Is this because I'm your boss?
0:52.6	Is that what this is?
0:53.2	It's my first ride.
0:55.4	I know the cake looks funny daddy.
0:58.2	I'm not your funny.
0:58.9	But I sure tried.
1:00.4	Oh, with all that I've done wrong.
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