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Second Helpings - Melting and Weeping

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The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Jackie and MJ are back again for another Second Helpings, and comin' out the GATE with DWTS because MJ's changed their stance on Dylan Efron (because he's beautiful and doesn't know it). Then we're talkin' turkey, because Jackie realized she didn't need to CANCEL thanksgiving just cause big bro and Eddie wouldn't be in town, just scale it down, and then we're talkin ADVENT CALENDARS including the Universal YUMS Calendar Jackie got for herself! Jackie eats possibly spoiled Wicked Cream on air, because she didn't know it was sent from someone until 4 days after it arrived. The Wicked promo tour continues on, full of collabs and very awkward interviews with Cynthia and Ariana, Jackie and MJ talk about just how much Mormon Reality TV they have consumed lately, including the newest season of Secret Lives, and it was Prince night on DWTS, with an appearance by MR FANTASY HIMSELF! DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE 5:30AM THANKSGIVINGS DAY PARADE STREAM ON TWITCH NEXT THURSDAY, plus even more on this week's Second Helpings! Micro Jackie's Snackies at 32:47 or so! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0

Pod'll be better the second time around.

0:13.7

You're damn right it is.

0:15.3

Oh my God, it's just like, oh, it's like the meal, the day after the Thanksgiving meal.

0:20.9

It is a little bit better.

0:22.6

It all sits.

0:23.9

It all gets a little bit greasier.

0:26.0

It all gets a little bit more flavorful.

0:28.1

And yeah, just like me and MJ, we're sitting.

0:32.1

We're stewing in our juices.

0:33.9

And you can't stop us from brazen ourselves.

0:36.6

It's true.

0:37.6

Our holiday of second helpings is appanced us and not to jump right into celebrity news,

0:44.0

but did you see the breaking news that Dylan Efron's favorite part of Thanksgiving?

0:49.0

The leftovers.

0:51.0

Oh my God.

0:51.7

He's just like us.

0:52.8

He's just like us. What?

0:57.0

Although I did almost get into a fight with my husband because I was trying to explain how I have come around to finding Dylan Ephron hot. And I was like, he just seems like. Do tell. Yes. I, I, but I'm trying to reckon with it because it's such a weird feeling because for the long of this time, MJ. Let's get into it. Let's talk about what because I will, I understand because from week to week, it really depends. From the start of the dance of him in the turtleneck to the end of the dance with him in the turtleneck, I just kept thinking about how they kept talking about how like his butt's so big that it pops out his butt so big that pops out

1:27.7

so of course I just kept staring his ass so I wasn't really pain I wasn't paying and then I was like that's on you that's that's your problem program that you did this to me and I had to go back and watch it again he's also got like a very like his head is shaped like Bart Simpson and I know we try not to comments on people's bodies, but like I just,

1:44.7

I find it striking. He's just so hot so you feel

1:46.8

like it's fine that you can say it. I think it's not okay because again, I think that Dylan Ephron has a lot of not being Zach Efron issues. And you know what? I see you Dylan Ephron. I know. I understand. I see you. I see you. I feel you and I get you. And also, can you imagine as someone

2:05.2

that has a brother that also is much more famous than I am, it has to feel very different that

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