This Is My Retirement (w/ Ginger Billy)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0	How many followers are you up to these days?
0:01.7	10?
0:02.5	About 20 million altogether.
0:03.9	20 million.
0:05.0	It's just so many.
0:06.2	I mean, I'm around 10 or something like that.
0:08.7	And you all over TV, man.
0:10.0	Why did they give it to us?
0:11.5	I don't know.
0:16.1	Yo, what is?
0:22.2	Listen to the ambient noise, by the way.
0:24.7	He's not in the studio.
0:26.0	Yeah, I'm walking.
0:27.6	Sorry, that was too close.
0:28.4	That's way too close.
0:29.7	I'm walking the streets of New York City because I just got done filming an episode of
0:35.6	The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
0:43.8	Man, I feel like I could lift a car right now.
0:46.9	I'm so freaking jacked up.
0:52.7	Everybody's obviously going to tune into the pod this week to hear what I have to say about the episode.
0:55.7	I'm obviously out of town. We still have an episode this week, but all my reactions and thoughts about it, I can't wait to get back to the
0:59.7	studio and tell everybody next week. But, I mean, man, I mean, I'm so full of, uh, man, love and gratitude and humility and,
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