Gross Positive

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm sitting in the terminal. My publicist calls me. She goes, buckle up. I get, what do you mean?
0:06.5	And she goes, Trump just reposted you.
0:16.4	Let's hit it, fired up, ladies and gentlemen, John Christ here live in the studio.
0:21.2	Alex Lagos, everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up? Yeah, let's clap it up. Yeah, let's clap it. Fire it up, ladies and gentlemen. John Christ here live in the studio. Alex Legos, everybody.
0:22.4	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's clap it up. Yeah, let's clap it up.
0:24.7	One less clap in here. Yeah, one less clap. Where is he?
0:28.3	Easton's taking a breather. He's out golfing in Arizona. I like that. Yeah, he's getting some time.
0:33.5	We need him to come back fresh. Need it. I respect that. He's been pushing really hard recently, especially on this show.
0:39.1	Yeah.
0:39.4	And I think he's earned some time away.
0:41.6	He's going to come back fresh.
0:42.7	Yeah.
0:43.0	Yeah.
0:43.3	We'll throw it.
0:44.3	We'll lob some in.
0:45.4	Cam's in the back, by the way.
0:46.6	Cam's in the back.
0:47.1	Cam's in the back.
0:48.1	Yeah.
0:48.5	Yeah. here. I got the cams in the bag. I got horses in the back. He is the horse. Also, we do kind of
0:55.9	have Easton here. Oh, yeah, he's here. He's represented. Black Easton's here.
1:00.3	Shout out. I made a, you know, you know the best, how do I say this? You know the compromise is the
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