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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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0:00.0	How does John Christ feel about Donald Trump versus Elon Musk?
0:06.7	Shut it down.
0:07.6	Shut it down.
0:15.5	Oh, let's get into it.
0:17.6	Baby, let's get into a tough hot week.
0:20.8	Oh, dude, pop it oh yeah oh yeah
0:24.7	dude get into it and that's what if what if someone just sat back and and like they were drinking
0:30.2	alcohol they think at night they go out a long a long day at work we usually think people are
0:36.0	on the way to the car pool, working for Amazon,
0:39.9	driving a truck. What if somebody just after work just popped a beer, put on the, sat on the
0:44.7	couch, and watch and have a pot. It's a different vibe. Wow. Let me think about this. Let me think
0:49.7	about this. If you think somebody actually has ever done that? Oh, for sure. Yeah. I mean,
0:53.2	odds are. Statistically I mean, odds are.
0:54.9	Statistically speaking.
0:55.5	Odds are.
0:56.2	Somebody has.
1:00.3	We like to, I envision, when we do this podcast every minute, I envision people are out.
1:00.6	Right.
1:03.3	We're contributing to their, to their day.
1:06.1	Oh, I got the, I got to pick up the kids from soccer.
1:08.2	I'm going on a grocery run.
1:15.0	I'm delivering for UPS. What if somebody's like, hey, after, I feel like this is a pastime.
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