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This Is Definitely The Pettiest Segment We've Ever Done!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0

The virtue. Look, it's petty, but it feels good. It's petty, but it feels good. When they

0:05.9

break up with you and then their life goes to crap, it's petty, but it feels good.

0:12.0

I want to call up and bask in the downfall of your ex, one eight five five virtue.

0:19.5

Now, we have done this before, but it's been a hot minute. And then listening to most

0:24.4

story the other day, it came back to me because he was talking about a friend who has a

0:29.8

finster and she's constantly checking her ex-boyfriend's stuff and she's with a new guy. And

0:36.0

is she still hung up on him? Is this considered a microcheat like all this stuff? And I go,

0:40.8

I can honestly say personally that I don't think she's still romantically linked to him

0:47.2

or is still in love with him. It sounds to me like she's waiting on karma to come give him a,

0:52.8

oh, she's waiting on the karma laser. There comes a guy. There he is.

0:56.9

Okay. There it is. Tristan. There's some running things within the show today.

1:03.2

Petty and karma laser. So she's waiting on the karma laser to come get her ex and she wants

1:08.4

to have a front row seat to watch it all go down, which reminded me of when we did,

1:13.1

oh, bask in the downfall of your ex. And because they treated you so poorly that you're

1:19.1

sitting there waiting on them to get theirs. So to be able to witness that there is like a sense

1:23.4

of satisfaction there. One eight five five virtue and we can put you on the voice to skies are all

1:27.7

of course. Yeah, because we don't want to put that petty out there for everybody. No. Yeah,

1:31.4

because then talking to my friend, I honestly didn't even look at it like that. But it made sense

1:34.8

after you brought it up because I'm like, why would you have a brand new man? And then you still,

1:38.4

you've been broken up with this guy for five years and you still not only check on him,

1:42.3

but you also check on the girl that he's currently with. And it made sense after thinking about it

1:46.9

because he was a, he wasn't good to her at all. So now she's checking on him only to make sure

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