This Bert Show Member Ruined Their Mom's Birthday Weekend?!
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🗓️ 24 August 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue most says he loves his mom a lot, but ruined what should have been a really |
| 0:05.4 | big night for her. |
| 0:06.4 | We'll get to it here in just a second. |
| 0:07.8 | I want to be one of those guys that says, you know what, when you get that sum in for |
| 0:12.5 | jury duty that you realize that as an American, this is your responsibility. |
| 0:17.0 | There should be some pride in that. |
| 0:18.8 | Your country needs you. |
| 0:19.8 | Uh huh. |
| 0:20.8 | And you've got a lot of amazing freedoms in this country. |
| 0:22.5 | You got to pay taxes at socks, but you know what? |
| 0:24.8 | Freedom's not free. |
| 0:26.8 | And you got to do jury duty. |
| 0:28.2 | I want to be the guy that gets at and it's like, you know what? |
| 0:30.4 | I almost want to hear like the star spangled banner of the back of my head when I open up |
| 0:34.1 | that envelope because I'm doing my civic duty as an American. |
| 0:37.4 | I want to be that guy, but I'm not. |
| 0:39.8 | I think you're with the majority of people who feel about getting a summons for jury duty. |
| 0:45.0 | So I got the sum in yesterday. |
| 0:47.2 | I got the envelope yesterday. |
| 0:48.4 | And like, oh man, what's a do I got to do this? |
| 0:50.7 | And then I open it back up and they had my county wrong. |
| 0:56.1 | Yeah, what a break. |
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