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Shady Or Not? Her Boyfriend Has A Secret Closet With A Lock And He Wont Tell Her What’s In It

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

She’s been dating a guy for a couple of months and she’s curious why he keeps a closet locked with a deadbolt at his place. Is it SHADY OR NOT? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue.

0:01.0

Alright, you got something going on in your life where you just start dating somebody and

0:05.5

then there's the first red flag and you're wondering is this shady or not?

0:10.9

Shady or not, the virtue will decide.

0:15.2

Are you shady?

0:19.1

You will be fed in shady or not.

0:23.3

The virtue will decide.

0:27.0

If you shady, you will regret it.

0:34.2

She's wondering if it's shady because there is a closet in his home that he refuses to

0:43.7

give her access to.

0:46.2

And she's wondering, of course, when somebody says, don't go in there, what's the first thing

0:49.9

you want to do?

0:50.9

Go in there.

0:51.9

Hell, yes, right?

0:53.3

So here's the email.

0:54.3

And if you have one of these, you want to send to us to it at the birch show dot com.

0:57.8

Guys, the shady Sean quote unquote, and I have been dating for two months.

1:03.4

I'd say things have gotten to be pretty serious in those two months.

1:07.9

We now spend nearly every night together.

1:10.9

I'd say about four nights a week, we sleep in my place.

1:14.9

One or two nights we sleep at his.

1:17.4

Then the other nights we probably sleep alone.

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