Thirsty Falls: Part 1

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, there you are, traveler.
0:10.0	Come inside, hang up your coat, put your feet by the fire, and I shall
0:19.6	bring you what you so desperately seek.
0:24.0	Rood Tales of Magic.
0:32.0	Welcome back to Rude Tales of Magic.
0:35.0	After abdicating the title of Riddle Guy 97,
0:39.0	Albie and our heroes have put that festival in their rear view.
0:43.0	They left the festival early in the morning,
0:45.0	before the dawn, a first for Riddle Guy,
0:48.0	where most wait until the crack of noon to stir.
0:50.0	They travel now down the open road north through the trashlands.
0:55.0	It's high noon and the angry sun sits unforgiving in the baby blue sky, suspended only by hate.
1:02.0	There are some clouds up there, mostly chem trails,
1:05.4	but those occur naturally in Cordelia, no cause for alarm.
1:09.0	The dusty ground is cracked from the dry heat,
1:11.7	and the road below is bleached the color of a
1:14.3	smoker's tooth but it stretches north and on it our heroes ride most of them
1:20.5	writing scorpions except for de bonesby who pilots the shishgab express from its putrid womb like cockpit
1:28.1	the scent of road trip sweat amplified many times over and run through the illegal goblin filter, fills the space
1:36.2	where his nose once sat. Stir-fry rides up alongside the Shishkabab Express and calls out to
1:42.1	de bonesbe.
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