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Rude Tales of Magic

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Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2020

⏱️ 102 minutes

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This episode of Rude Tales of Magic is brought to you by Inked Gaming, your high quality source for table top gaming gear that isn't made of terrible poison like all the other guys, you know the ones! Use code RUDETALES for 10% off at checkout, or don't, your funeral, hotshot!

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, there you are a travel.
0:07.0	There you are, traveler.
0:12.0	Come inside, hang up your coat, put your feet by the fire, and I shall
0:19.6	bring you what you so desperately seek.
0:23.0	Rood Tales of Magic.
0:27.0	Welcome back to Rood Tales of Magic. Let's hop right in shall we? When we last left our heroes, they were caught in a web of seduction, betrayal, and intrigue at Riddle Guy 97.
0:46.8	And guess what?
0:47.8	They still are! It's only been like 20 seconds.
0:49.4	Our heroes traveled with three Ork sisters, each more a human pyramid than the last, to a multi-day
0:57.0	Riddlefest in the Trashlands.
0:59.8	They only just made it in time for the last day of this Riddle Guy 97 and they're
1:05.6	squeezing every last drop of riddling out of it as they can. All of them that is
1:11.8	but Albie who has made it extremely clear that she hates
1:16.1	riddles and is despondent to be surrounded by those puzzles of words as well as
1:22.1	by the sight of her newly admitted crushed bellow
1:25.0	spending a ton of bonding time with Dodge Duranga. Her best friend Cordelia has
1:29.5	her Sasquatch-sized hands full protecting Count Ivan Gretzky with an invisibility spell
1:34.8	that requires her full concentration. Perhaps this is what draws Albie back now as
1:40.2	she wanders, tired and lonely, back to the main tent where Dodge Duranga explains to the group
1:46.5	about the beautiful night ahead of them at Riddle Guy's final night.
1:50.8	We listen in unobserved.
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