NYE Special: Beans & Revelry

Rude Tales of Magic

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Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast. Pride and prejudice, Emma, persuasion.
0:20.0	Ah, the great works of Jane Austin, were the idle rich of English countryside chocky for wealth,
0:27.1	romance and station, all while playing a delicate and dangerous game of manners.
0:33.0	Today's programming brings that game to the cast of rude tales of magic
0:39.0	as they play Good Society, a Jane Austin RPG by V. Hendro and Haley Gordon.
0:47.0	As for us, why we are Catherine and Cornelius Chesterville,
0:52.0	and tonight we are hosting a revel to celebrate the 12th night of Christmas.
0:57.0	It's also our daughter Leah's birthday and we're thrilled to say the whole village is in the throes of the preparation,
1:05.0	although perhaps some other less savory characters may have recently been in the throes of something else entirely.
1:15.0	Let us check in with the widow Anastasia and her scandalous guest,
1:20.0	Mr Lancelot Platt.
1:23.0	Well, Lancelot, I have to say now I know why you are so widely spread.
1:30.0	It is because you are so purposefully skilled in the art of physical love.
1:36.7	And you weren't so bad yourself, my darling.
1:39.8	Well, you know at my age you do get practice.
1:45.0	Well I should say practice makes perfect.
1:48.0	Well come by and practice again sometime, but first I will have to go to church.
1:54.8	Of course, of course, the blood of the lamb watches away these sins.
1:58.8	Well, I suppose you should leave before my attendance come and dress me for the day?
2:03.7	Absolutely. Suppose it's time for me to make this walk of shame, although for me it's just a walk.
2:09.2	Shame? I don't touch the stuff. And now I make my leave, ha ha!
2:15.0	And I jump out of the window.
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