Things Move a Little Slower Around Here
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2025
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Originally Aired August 15, 2025: World record pork sword. Glue poisoning. Everything you wanna know about getting your eye jelly sucked out.
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| 0:42.3 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:46.3 | Moving pretty slow this morning. |
| 0:48.3 | Josh? |
| 0:49.3 | Yes, sir. |
| 0:50.3 | Things move a little slower around here. |
| 0:54.2 | I got my regular case of the Friday F-offs this morning as we check in here at |
| 0:59.5 | 541 on the 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 1:04.2 | I know what you did there. |
| 1:05.7 | Moving a little slow. |
| 1:08.0 | Talking about, it's one of those stories on the news where they're talking about a brand new Dairy Queen that opened way up north somewhere. |
| 1:16.2 | Smallest town you can imagine. |
| 1:18.6 | There's more employees at Dairy Queen than they are that live in that township. |
| 1:22.4 | Right. When you begin that story for a television news report, you begin the narration by saying, |
| 1:29.9 | things move a little slower around here. |
| 1:32.9 | There's only one way to do that. |
| 1:34.5 | You have to. |
| 1:35.2 | Yeah, you have to. |
| 1:36.1 | One of those towns that, you know, they do that gimmick where they have like a dog as the mayor |
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