Baby Jesus
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 18 August 2025
⏱️ 153 minutes
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Originally Aired August 18, 2025: The Official Baby of the Half-Assed Morning Show is here. Dr P Jesus answers your medical questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about excessive nipple puss.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes |
| 0:04.5 | next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love |
| 0:10.7 | my pals at standard heating and air conditioning. It's the perfect time to get them out and take a peek |
| 0:15.4 | at both your AC and your furnace. Book your AC tuna by August 21st and save $45 or save $90 when you bundle both. |
| 0:23.5 | It's the early bird deal and it's the way to go for peace of mind on both ends. |
| 0:27.6 | Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book. |
| 0:31.6 | The 93X. |
| 0:33.0 | The 93X. |
| 0:37.0 | Air. Half-Hast Morning Show. Ninety-three. Er. |
| 0:44.0 | Yeah, she's a brand new week. |
| 0:46.6 | Brand-new week. |
| 0:48.5 | And it's just us dudes for a while here on the 93-X half-ass morning show. |
| 0:54.0 | Welcome to our program. You're hell |
| 0:55.5 | of a crowd. Our gal smashly is gone. She's gone and done it. She's officially, as she would say, |
| 1:09.4 | officially on maternity leave over the weekend. |
| 1:12.6 | She finally birthed the official baby of the 93x half-ass morning show. |
| 1:17.7 | Very great news, to say the least. |
| 1:19.8 | She texts us Saturday night saying, my water broke. |
| 1:23.5 | I'm on my way into the hospital. |
| 1:25.1 | 4.59 a.m. yesterday. |
| 1:27.0 | She welcomed our new nephew into the world. 4.59 a.m. yesterday. She welcomed our new nephew into the world. |
| 1:30.3 | 4.59 a.m. yesterday, you say. |
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