Broh-Lads Before Hoeh-Lads
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2025
⏱️ 146 minutes
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Originally Aired August 14, 2025: Tractor on tractor crime. You better watch out, or the well-hung insects will get you! Everything you wanna know about being an unhygienic, disgusting human-being.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes |
| 0:04.5 | next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love |
| 0:10.7 | my pals at standard heating and air conditioning. It's the perfect time to get them out and take a peek |
| 0:15.4 | at both your AC and your furnace. Book your AC tuna by August 21st and save $45 or save $90 when you bundle both. |
| 0:23.5 | It's the early bird deal and it's the way to go for peace of mind on both ends. |
| 0:27.6 | Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book. |
| 0:31.6 | The 93X. |
| 0:33.0 | The 93X. |
| 0:35.8 | There you go. Half-Assed Morning Show. Ninety-three. |
| 0:37.8 | Er. |
| 0:41.8 | There you go. |
| 0:49.0 | Personally, I don't like the idea, but Josh says we got to go ahead anyway with this. |
| 0:51.5 | Welcome to the 93-X Half-Ass Morning Show. |
| 0:53.8 | It's our Thursday program. |
| 0:55.4 | We only do one of these a week. |
| 0:59.6 | You know, now that you mention it, you're right. |
| 1:01.3 | Be weird if we did two on a Thursday. |
| 1:03.9 | It is early. |
| 1:06.3 | And we hope you're doing well. |
| 1:13.5 | You know, we haven't said Dick about the big fat-ass state fair, which fires up a week from today. |
| 1:15.5 | And don't get me wrong, that's fine. |
| 1:16.5 | It's still a week away. But we ought to go ahead and let folks know that if they want to come out and say hello to the four or five of us at the fair this year, |
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