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The Socially Distant Sports Bar
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4.8 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co. |
| 0:05.5 | That's audible.co.uk slash wondery. |
| 0:10.8 | Hello, welcome to pint-sized distant pod every Sunday. We're going to be bringing you something from the distant pod archives. We've gone back through all of the episodes of the socially distant sports bar so far, and we've found what we think are some of the funniest bits. So, if you like what you listen to over the next few minutes, |
| 0:41.0 | then have a look on the episode description, |
| 0:42.6 | because there'll be the episode number that this comes from in there, |
| 0:46.7 | which means it makes your journey easier. |
| 0:49.1 | You can then go off and listen to the whole episode either again, |
| 0:53.6 | or for the first time. |
| 0:54.7 | If you're a new listener, this is quite a good way of getting into our archives. |
| 0:58.5 | If you have been with us from episode one, it's a nice way of getting yourselves back into some of the old episodes as well. |
| 1:05.6 | Sit back, relax and enjoy this little snippet from the socially distant sports bar our distant pod pint |
| 1:14.6 | size episodes to a recurring thing that I think about go on is that if you love breakdancing |
| 1:21.8 | and you love turning up and having a little burn with your mates right yes one day you'll go for a burn with your mate. Yes. And it'll be the last time you ever do it. And that thought about whether it's riding your bike with your mates or, you know, I think I said before on here, one day you didn't go out, you went out with your mates to play in the street. And it was the last time you ever did it. Yes. Wow. And you never think of at the time. |
| 1:45.0 | So at one point, you would have gone to your, |
| 1:47.0 | have a burn with your mate and do a bit of break dancing. |
| 1:49.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:49.5 | And it was the last time you ever did it. |
| 1:50.9 | You'll never do that again. |
| 1:52.9 | Wow. |
| 1:53.4 | That weird little moment in time. |
| 1:54.6 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:55.2 | Think about that about a lot. |
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