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socially distant sports bar. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I off and it's noisy two seconds. That'd be nice. Thank you. We've got to be the only three hour long podcast. I'm going to say in the world where we've been on for 15 minutes just chatting about stuff. There would be gold. Gold. Great pod. Great pod so far. And we finally get up and running and I was going to turn the dishwasher off. Yeah. Yeah. Mike was just saying that it's taken us 15 minutes to get to the point where we're starting to record and everything that we did not record would be gold. Oh, funny stuff. Yeah. Good stuff. It's nice to know they get on off here. But that's how talented. That's how talented we are. Oh, yeah.

Look at that. Mug. Fucking Ballin. Oh, fucking legend. Sorry. I misread it. I don't buy it. Who did? I have interest. I don't know. Do your kids take the piss out of you? Yeah. On a dirty basis. Well, Ellie does. Ben not so much.

No?

He just knows he could have you, so it's fine.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah. When I was at the women's euros, someone asked for a selfie, and at the end of it, when the person walked away, Betty said, if you're going to continue being partly famous, Dad, you need to trim your ears. And I laughed a lot. It's good advice. Well, they checked your ears. Oh, yeah, big, long ones, like two and a half inches. Off the rim of your ear? Yeah, man. Yes, I check them all the time because they fucking grow. They're like fucking rhubarb. They grow so quickly.

You can trim them at 10 a.m. Yes. And by 2.30 p.m. they're back longer than ever. I check them every day. Yeah. But only in certain light are they visible to you. Yeah. Because they're very, they're white, man. Yeah. You don't know if it's a hair behind your ear or whether it's a Yeah, from your ear.

Either way, it's bad.

Oh, yeah.

It's not a good look.

I haven't got to the hairs on the end of man. Yeah. You don't know if it's a hair behind your ear or whether it's a hair from your ear.

Either way, it's bad. Oh, yeah. It's not a good look. I haven't got to the hairs on the end of the nose. I mean, no, neither have I. I get lots of those. Clearly, I mean, obviously, God, it's not great surprise, is it? I'm going to shave my nose every day. It's not a huge surprise.

It is just like a very small straight with Gibralti on nose and if I can see a fair.

Various bits of my body fighting over it.

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