They Don’t Call Me RAM for Nothing
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2024
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
On the episode, Heather is in the studio for Halloween and brings along one of our favorite guests. ROBIN! In this iconic Halloween episode, Heather dons her best Robin costume and lets everyone know how life really is like living with her daughter. She is so excited to be in charge of the pod and take voicemails from all of her fans.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:27.0 | Absolutely not podcast Halloween edition that's right baby it's not your host Heather McMahon, it's your host Robin McMahon. I am here in the studio living my best life. Let me tell you |
| 0:40.5 | Heather always crushes Halloween, okay? She really does. She crushes Halloween every year. She |
| 0:47.4 | went as Pablo Escobar one year. She started Pit Bull, the Einna Garden. She's just good at what she does. Well, this year she's had a battle with eczema. |
| 0:56.6 | Can everybody take a moment and just think of my daughter in her battle for eczema? |
| 1:01.1 | With eczema, against eczema, against eczema, within eczema, it hasn't been good. |
| 1:06.0 | So she had this elaborate male she was going to dress up as, |
| 1:11.0 | she got the prosthetics, she got the bald cap all of it and |
| 1:16.0 | she did a little experiment last night a little experiment and turns out she's allergic |
| 1:21.6 | to everything right now so she was in tears this morning. She said, |
| 1:25.0 | mom how am I gonna do this freaking podcast episode? You know what I mean? I gotta give the |
| 1:30.9 | fans what they want. |
| 1:35.4 | And I said, honey, you're too inflamed, |
| 1:38.8 | you're red, you're Richie, you got dry patches, |
| 1:40.6 | your face looks like a fricking, |
| 1:42.6 | your face looks like a friggin Italian bakery walk away walk away |
| 1:45.6 | away |
| 1:46.6 | so I decided to come in and do the podcast for her |
| 1:49.1 | all right hold on need a sip of my smoothie. Mm, you know, Robin McMahon only drinks two things. |
| 1:55.0 | I sometimes like a little smoothie, that's just full of sugar, no protein. |
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