These Accidental Auto-Correct Incidents Caused CHAOS In Listeners’ Lives!
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🗓️ 14 August 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
What's the worst accidental auto-correct text you've ever sent? Can you beat this woman's story?
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| 0:00.0 | Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you |
| 0:08.3 | slide by on track to your |
| 0:15.0 | there, |
| 0:20.0 | the care in the world as you simply lean back. And before you know it, you're there. |
| 0:21.0 | This is how travels should feel and on our trains it does. |
| 0:25.0 | Avanti West Coast feel good travel. The Bert Show, real funny. |
| 0:35.0 | So, autocorrect might not be your friend. |
| 0:38.0 | All right, has autocorrect ever screwed you in a text conversation before. 1-855 Burt show. |
| 0:48.0 | This stand-up comes from Kelsey Cook comedy on Tik-Toc and it's pretty damn funny. It's friggin hilarious. |
| 0:55.2 | Tommy found this little gem and shared it with what happened with Kelsey and |
| 1:00.4 | autocorrect on her phone and I just need you to break yourselves because it's |
| 1:04.2 | freaking hilarious. |
| 1:05.6 | My childhood cat, Cali, died and I texted my friend Jenna the news of Cali's |
| 1:11.8 | death, but what I didn't realize was that... Jenna, the news of Callie's death. |
| 1:12.8 | But what I didn't realize was that autocorrect |
| 1:15.8 | changed the name Callie into Kelly, |
| 1:19.8 | which is the name of our best friend. |
| 1:21.8 | Oh, no. Yeah, since I didn't realize the name it changed, |
| 1:27.0 | this is the text conversation we had. |
| 1:30.0 | Hey, gentlemen, I've got some sad news. |
| 1:34.0 | Kelly's dead. |
| 1:35.0 | What? |
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