The Bird Show.

I don't know what works on dating apps, but I think I heard what doesn't.

A couple of days ago, we're in California, Abby.

Speak for yourself because this has a 100% success rate so far.

Now did we only do it two times?

Yes, but two out of those times they worked 100% of the time.

So when we were in San Diego, despite the fact that I put myself on the dating bench in Atlanta,

I did think it might be kind of fun to see what's out in San Diego.

Turns out I'm a sucker for a man and a slooty mustache.

Turns out that's my new kink is the top gun maverick goose and rooster mustache.

I love them.

It did seem like per capita there were more of those stashes, what we used to call porn stashes, back in the day in

San Diego than any other city.

I was going to say it got itself a publicist because remember in Orange is the new black?

It was one of the security guards and they called him like porn stash because it was a porn stash but now it's like top gun stash

this had a makeover. It's the rooster stash and I'm into it. So I was like you know what let me just see for

funzies while we're out having a good time we're going in these bars like maybe

there's a cool guy out there in San Diego who knows. So on Bumble we start

swiping and I am doing so well in San Diego. I don't know why I am not as

popular in our city but in San Diego I was getting match after match after match.

Is it possible that I mean in any pool, there's only so much water.

So is it possible that you've gone through, I mean you've been on it so much and like

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