There Was A Major Offense At The Golden Bachelor's Wedding
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🗓️ 5 January 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The last night and I think this may be the first bachelor couple to really mean till death do |
| 0:14.1 | his part. Was it like a three o'clock wedding? No was that 8 p.m. Eastron because of course |
| 0:18.9 | they had to live televised it on ABC and one of the guests the one day it's the latest they've been up all year |
| 0:25.1 | no but 8 p.m. Easter so it was five o'clock West guys. |
| 0:27.6 | Oh gosh! |
| 0:28.6 | Okay! |
| 0:30.6 | Which is a normal wedding time? |
| 0:31.8 | The boy Gary still got it. It's like a normal wedding time. Gary still got it. |
| 0:33.4 | It's like a 20 minute reception and everybody went sleep. |
| 0:36.0 | It was at their local nursing home. |
| 0:37.5 | Are you saying it's death till they part |
| 0:40.2 | because they're closer to death? |
| 0:41.8 | Yeah, it's almost like you got the joke that I made. |
| 0:44.0 | Oh damn. |
| 0:46.0 | Spicy with the new nose, man. |
| 0:48.0 | This is a different attitude. |
| 0:50.0 | All right? |
| 0:51.0 | I have to get rid of that hump in your nose. |
| 0:53.0 | New Year's new nose to me. |
| 0:57.0 | Anyway, one of the guests at this wedding |
| 1:00.0 | did the one thing you're never supposed to do at a wedding. |
| 1:04.9 | He proposed to his girlfriend. |
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