The first show.

Like if you're an office thief, you're an office thief.

It could be a pen.

It could be somebody's food out of the refrigerator that's infuriating right there

when you're thinking about it all morning long thinking about that

lasagna you brought home from last night leftover lasagna and it's in the fridge in the

office fridge and then you go to get it somebody's stolen it for shame it's capital punishment right there man. So we've got a thief somewhere in this

office and it's been directed at Cassie. And this is worse and I want justice.

Now I've had things go missing before like wireless keyboards camera equipment but in my

hand I'm like that's a bummer but maybe someone thought it was station equipment

and used it and then it just never got returned you know annoying but I'll deal

with it but this crosses a line it might be dry January but I had three bottles of

whiskey gifted to me by listeners in a cabinet so you would have to hunt

for it in the Burtcho office and they are missing.

Oh wow this is whiskey we're talking about here.

Now it just got serious.

I want to look for it in December to pour somebody a drink and it's gone.

Not one bottle gone, not two bottles, but three missing bottles.

Nice bottles of alcohol are gone.

All right so start your interrogation.

Start asking people.

Well I don't know who it could be. You ask everybody and

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