There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This Tree

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0	It breaks. It's Monday, June 23rd, 2025. Coming up on the program today, how much sugar is in Mead Skelton's tank. Plus, a rabid Asian man loses a staring contest with a dog. Even AI chat agents don't want to deal with elderly people's bullshit. And sticking your dick in a groin-aligned tree knot. All coming up today.
0:23.2	Distorted View Daily proudly presents a mother watching her son play hockey.
0:30.4	I know.
0:32.2	Oh, my God.
0:34.5	There's the hammer.
0:36.4	And he told him to me sick.
0:38.3	Hey!
0:39.3	Fucking asshole!
0:40.3	Stop!
0:42.3	He's fighting him, that motherfucker!
0:44.3	Yoo!
0:45.3	Get on him!
0:47.3	You son of a bitch!
0:49.3	You motherfucker! You motherfucker, Jimmy!
1:00.0	That fucking motherfucker!
1:03.0	You fucking piece of shit!
1:08.0	God, you fucking cock-sucking piece of shit! God, you fucking cock-sucking piece of shit!
1:16.5	Fuck you!
1:18.1	Told you I hate it, Hammer.
1:20.1	Oh, my God!
1:21.2	It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.
1:24.9	I can eat pussy for days, says Tim.
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