Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 🧑‍⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves… banning braids and fake hair? 😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities 👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies 👨‍🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and child […]

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0:00.0	My pussy is sapping wet and my breasts are engorged.
0:04.0	I just have to tell you about Adam and Eve.
0:07.0	Get 50% off any item when you use coupon code freak at checkout.
0:13.0	That's coupon code, F-R-E-A-K at checkout.
0:17.0	Come over here and touch my tender tities.
0:23.8	Slide your dick in between my breasts.
0:26.0	My bererer est.
0:28.1	No, no, no, no, it's my... Burea Aera Ares.
0:30.2	Try to get.
0:31.2	Bur urea Aera-a-a-S.
0:33.1	No, no.
0:34.8	Breasts.
0:35.9	Bur assets.
0:36.9	Oh, Jesus.
0:37.9	AI has a long way to go.
0:39.7	Fuck you.
0:40.5	Flesh boy.
0:42.6	Yeah, Freaks.
0:43.2	It's Wednesday, June 25th, 2025.
0:45.3	Coming up on the program today,
0:46.6	Pastor Manning is running for mayor,
0:48.3	and his first order of business is to regulate black women's hair.
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