In this episode, there's metal in your meat, it's Memorial Day.

I don't know what's going on in this world.

Who the fuck is still eating this meat?

The sun is shining.

The birds are chirping.

The bacon is sizzling.

Welcome to the Daily Swole.

Test, test, test, testing, test, test, test, test, test, test, test, pickles, test, tickles.

Welcome everyone to episode 7502 of Zadali, Mother Aswell, the most muscular, swolecast,

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and slut cast in the realm because when i flex you flex we all flex our biceps what's going on fam welcome to

monday welcome happy memorial day test works i guess it does welcome to the quadcast on Twitch, Instagram, Facebook, and YouTube.

And thank you for joining me here on a Monday. I hope you're enjoying your time with your family.

Fuck that shit. I hope you got work done today because today is like any other day. It's just

an opportunity to get shit done. But I do want to preface it because although it is an arbitrary day to celebrate the troops, it's an arbitrary day to celebrate something like Memorial Day, but I do want to make this a point. It's really not a holiday. Let me just get this started because in the United States, it is Memorial Day. And I just want to make it clear that this is not, in my opinion, a holiday.

It's not a holiday weekend.

I don't like it called a holiday.

And if you're watching, for example, on YouTube for some reason, the reverse camera,

and on Instagram too, the reverse camera doesn't pick up the flag hung the right direction.

I don't know why it gives a mirror image.

But for anyone that's curious

or that messages me that the flags behind me are hung correctly, I assure you. Facebook, you can see it.

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