There's an APPellate Court For That

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Patrick brings the case against his dad, Rudy. Rudy says he has a billion dollar idea for an app. Patrick says this app will never work! Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.5	I'm Bale of Jesse Thorne.
0:05.8	This week, there's an app-ellate court for that.
0:10.6	Patrick brings the case against his dad, Rudy.
0:13.5	Rudy says he has a billion dollar app idea.
0:17.1	Patrick says this app will never work.
0:19.9	Who's right?
0:20.9	Who's wrong?
0:21.9	Only one can decide.
0:23.2	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:29.1	reference.
0:30.1	I've heard it said many times.
0:32.6	The original is often the best.
0:36.0	Bring the original Judge John Hodgman back.
0:39.6	Not necessarily in all future devices, but the ability to download it would be sweet.
0:45.1	Judge John Hodgman's subsonic is because it looks in its 3D colors and electrodes, just
0:49.6	doesn't have the same feel as the original.
0:52.5	Bale of Jesse Thorne, please swear the litigants in.
0:55.1	Patrick and Rudy, please rise and raise your right hands.
0:58.8	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
1:03.8	God or whatever?
1:06.2	I do.
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