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How I have to buy gravity.

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The Bert Show.

Well, what we're supposed to do right here is set up our Zaddy dating game champ in, who is a single dad and won our bracketed tournament.

And part of that was, hey, you know what?

You want us to try to find a lady for you, man?

Clearly, women are into you.

Uh-huh.

And he's like, yeah, let's do the thing.

Let's go ahead. Let's find me a woman. We can't find Ian. We can't find Ian anywhere.

Well, we can't find Ian, though. We can't find Ian a woman.

I did talk to him yesterday. And he had some news to break this morning that unfortunately,

he is politely declining the dating game.

And while he accepts his win as the king of the Zadis, the number one Zaddy in Bert Show land,

he cannot continue and date these women because, as you remember, he said he was split from his baby mama

but he and his baby mama are currently trying to reconcile. I love that for them and I love

that for their child. Now he lives here in Georgia where we are, and she hates Georgia.

I don't know.

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