There Are No Trees with Ben Dietzel

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2018

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Once again, friend of the show Ben Dietzel has learned the error of his ways. First he thought the earth was hollow. Then he realized it was flat. Then he learned that not only is it flat, there are no actual forests! Yes, Brainy Boy Ben is back and he’s here to argue that the things we think of as trees are just pale bushy imitations of the real thing, trunks of which still dot the landscape. What do those real trees look like now? You’re just gonna have to listen to find out.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the it. Okay, if Alexis
0:51.9	will loan into you, she's very choosy.
0:54.0	Borne, boa, oh fuck, I fuck my name.
0:59.0	Borne Obama?
1:00.0	Is that what you almost said?
1:01.0	I fucked up my name.
1:02.0	The little no no Obama son son I was born Obama and I changed
1:05.4	the Ben later oh see you meant you were born Ben Obama born Obama but then
1:10.5	change it to Ben. Your name was Obama Diesel.
1:14.0	My name was Obama Diesel.
1:15.0	Oh, okay.
1:16.0	So no relation?
1:17.0	No.
1:18.0	This all makes so much more sense.
1:19.0	Great.
1:20.0	Did you go to Burger King?
1:22.0	Yeah, I had a coupon. Would you get?
1:24.0	You brought a coupon to Burger King.
1:27.0	Actually, I do respect that.
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