Khloe Kardashian Is OJ’s Daughter with Carl Tart

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Can you even imagine a story that combines swingers, head injuries, America’s first family of scandal, tragic murder, and the ultimate baby daddy drama?! If you can’t you’re in luck, because comedy genius and podcast darling Carl Tart is here to tell you that very story. Carl suspects that Khloe Kardashian’s papa may in fact be OJ Simpson, and he’s got the facts to back it up. Along the way we also talk about whether football is worth it, who Playboy Carti actually is, and of course brunch.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the dogs. Bunch physically fight the dogs.
0:54.0	Punch them in the face.
0:55.0	Yeah, I could put a collar that sprays like a mist in its face that it doesn't like, but
0:59.0	so I'll just right hook it.
1:00.0	Because that's what I learned.
1:02.0	No mist. Miss feels good sometimes. All right, I think we can both agree that
1:06.3	miss feels good sometimes and are you ready to get down to business? Let's get down to business.
1:11.6	Delightful. Our guest today, I'm so excited that you could be on this podcast.
1:16.1	Is Carl Tart, you know him from every Earwolf podcast.
1:19.8	All of them.
1:20.8	Every single one, including the expired ones that aren't on anymore.
1:24.0	Yeah.
1:25.0	He's expired.
1:27.0	Great comedian.
1:29.0	Thank you.
1:30.0	Is there anything else I should say?
1:31.0	Uh, no, how do you, how do I feel about me physically? Am I attractive? Am I just kidding?
1:36.8	Honestly, yeah. Oh my gosh, I was not fishing for that. No, you're a charismatic dude. You got a very symmetrical face.
1:44.4	Wow. Our symmetrical guest today.
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