Theo Von & Rimbo The Kimchi King

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey.
0:37.6	I did Seth Rogen for some reason. We got new merch. Look at this. New Bad Friends merch. She looks good. We love it, dude. And we love it. It comes in this gray, this sweater. We've also got the yellow tea and the pink tea right here. Look at that. It looks great. Go to Badfriendsmerch.com if want to grab one. Bad friendsmermsmerch.com. Hey bad friends. I'm going to be playing Las Vegas, Nevada at the Win Casino, March 21st. Please come see me. Then I'm at the Little Rodey Fest, March 27th in Providence, Rhode Island. Then I'm doing the Borgat, Atlantic City and New Jersey. That's a make update. April 3rd, come see me.
0:42.4	Go to Andrew Santino.com for those tickets. Andrew Santino.com. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots. Who are white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
0:49.3	Oh, you two or something. We're bad friends. I got a DM from Tiger King.
0:54.9	Isn't he in prison?
0:56.2	Yeah, he hit us up too.
0:57.2	He wants to talk. Oh, he hit us up.
0:57.9	So we got hit up by the Tiger King as well.
0:59.9	What do you go to prison for?
1:01.1	Killing people?
1:02.3	Did he kill somebody?
1:04.0	I think petting against the fur.
1:06.0	You know, sometimes if you pet a cat.
1:07.0	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you pet back to front? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it hurts, apparently. Two counts of murder for hire, eight counts of violating the Lacey Act and nine counts of violating the Endangered Species Act. Okay, a little different. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And one count of petting the wrong way. Damn, dude, 21 years, 252 months. It's like petting against the grain. It's like when you see that guy who was like drunk driving up the interstate, you're like, what are you doing, man? What are you doing on the interstate? I saw a buddy of mine I knew his girlfriend was driving to work in the morning and got hit by a guy going the other way.
2:02.3	Just driving in the morning drunk on the other way. Just smoked her. Wow, wow, wow. She's alive. Yeah. I don't know anymore. I mean, this was a while ago. I ran over a motorcyclist. You did. Yeah, remember? We're in Pyongyang. But that's driving whileation. You know what, dude? Those stereotypes and those tropes are very true.
2:35.0	Have we started? Yeah. Yeah. We can. Do you want to not start? No, long as we're going. You want to start with a song? You want to, I know. When I drink my beer. You were singing that on the way in. What does that drink my beer? I don't know. I just get the Turning Point USA, that one guy, drink my beer. That's my head for 24 hours. What is that? Oh, the Super Bowl halftime show? Yeah, yeah. Let me hear it. Yeah, yeah. Drink my beer. Was that Brantley Gilbert? Kiss my girl. Drink my beer. Ride my truck. I'm right here, no two queers.
2:37.9	Eat my squirrel.
2:39.3	Eat my squirrel.
2:41.2	Pet my cat starting at the back.
2:43.7	Right.
2:44.7	That's what rocks, bro.
2:46.7	You own a cat guy?
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