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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2026

⏱️ 1 minutes

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0:00.0	I got a DM from Tiger King.
0:01.5	Isn't he in prison?
0:02.5	Yeah, he hit us up too.
0:03.6	He wants to talk.
0:04.4	Oh, he hit us up.
0:05.1	So we got hit up by the Tiger King as well.
0:07.2	What do you go to prison for?
0:08.3	Killing people? Did he kill somebody? I think petting against the fur. You know, sometimes if you pet a cat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you pet back to front? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:18.8	They don't like it.
0:19.7	No.
0:20.2	Yeah, it hurts, apparently.
0:21.9	Two counts of murder for hire
0:23.0	eight counts of violating the lacy act and nine counts of violating the endangered species act
0:27.3	a little different yeah yeah yeah and one count of petting the wrong way damn dude 21 years
0:35.6	252 months it's like petting against the grain. It's like
0:37.9	when you see that guy who was like drunk driving up the interstate, you're like, what are you? What are you doing, man? What are you doing on the interstate? I saw a buddy of mine I knew his girlfriend was driving to work in the morning and got hit by a guy going the other way. Just driving in the morning drunk on the other way,
0:53.2	just smoked her.
0:54.4	Whoa, wow, wow.
0:54.9	She's alive.
0:55.5	Yeah.
0:56.4	I don't know anymore.
0:57.3	I mean, this was a while ago. by a guy going the other way. Just driving in the morning drunk on the other way. Just smoked her.
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