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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.714.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0

I realize that Andreas doesn't like quiet moments with me.

0:04.0

Why? Why do you not like to be quiet with him and just hang out?

0:06.5

I knew he was driving up to the parking lot, so I went out there to greet him.

0:10.0

Like I always do every episode.

0:12.0

I like to give him a light hug and ask him what his days are like.

0:17.0

Complimented my car.

0:18.0

I said it was a beautiful car.

0:20.0

What else did I say? And then you got really close. No, I said, where do you live on a, you also live on a junkyard? But as a joke, I said that. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. It's not funny because it's real. I know. That's what I... He does live in a junkyard.

0:38.4

Yeah, that's what I realized.

0:39.3

What did I tell you?

0:40.4

You go, you said, um...

0:43.3

I don't remember.

0:44.7

But then I...

0:45.5

I don't remember that part.

0:48.5

Uh-huh.

0:48.8

I plead the fifth on that.

0:49.8

Yeah.

0:50.1

Yeah.

0:50.7

You're a little junkyard dog. You're a junkyard dog. You're a little Spanish dungyard dog.

0:55.0

Then you, I could see you're racing to the door, right? And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. You know what about our moment? He goes, I don't like moments with you. Why don't you like moments with Bobby? What's the problem? Yeah. He gets uncomfortably close. Yeah. That's a hard word for you to say.

1:11.2

Yeah, yeah.

1:11.6

Like you saw his brain pause. Uncom, oh no, don't miss this up, Andres. I was going in for a hug, though. Yeah. I realized you don't like hugs. Right. You don't. You're not a touchy-feely person. Not from you. Okay.

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