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Bad Friends
Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
4.7 • 14.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2026
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I realize that Andreas doesn't like quiet moments with me. |
| 0:04.0 | Why? Why do you not like to be quiet with him and just hang out? |
| 0:06.5 | I knew he was driving up to the parking lot, so I went out there to greet him. |
| 0:10.0 | Like I always do every episode. |
| 0:12.0 | I like to give him a light hug and ask him what his days are like. |
| 0:17.0 | Complimented my car. |
| 0:18.0 | I said it was a beautiful car. |
| 0:20.0 | What else did I say? And then you got really close. No, I said, where do you live on a, you also live on a junkyard? But as a joke, I said that. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. It's not funny because it's real. I know. That's what I... He does live in a junkyard. |
| 0:38.4 | Yeah, that's what I realized. |
| 0:39.3 | What did I tell you? |
| 0:40.4 | You go, you said, um... |
| 0:43.3 | I don't remember. |
| 0:44.7 | But then I... |
| 0:45.5 | I don't remember that part. |
| 0:48.5 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:48.8 | I plead the fifth on that. |
| 0:49.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.7 | You're a little junkyard dog. You're a junkyard dog. You're a little Spanish dungyard dog. |
| 0:55.0 | Then you, I could see you're racing to the door, right? And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. You know what about our moment? He goes, I don't like moments with you. Why don't you like moments with Bobby? What's the problem? Yeah. He gets uncomfortably close. Yeah. That's a hard word for you to say. |
| 1:11.2 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:11.6 | Like you saw his brain pause. Uncom, oh no, don't miss this up, Andres. I was going in for a hug, though. Yeah. I realized you don't like hugs. Right. You don't. You're not a touchy-feely person. Not from you. Okay. |
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