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🗓️ 11 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash. |
| 0:02.3 | And I'm Alina. |
| 0:03.3 | And this is morbid. |
| 0:17.1 | This is morbid. It is. It it smells really good in the pod labia right now. It does. It smells like pumpkins. |
| 0:23.8 | Yeah. A little bit. Kind of to me smells like sugar cookies. |
| 0:27.6 | Smells like a bit of both. Maybe some pumpkin sugar cookies. That actually sounds fucking awesome. |
| 0:32.3 | Maybe I'll make some of those. Maybe you should. Maybe I should. |
| 0:35.4 | I did, I want to make some cookies tonight. I'm in a cookie-making mood I'm in a cookie making mood too. I've been watching so much holiday baking championship. And I was watching one of the old seasons the other day. And I saw somebody make a checkered cookie. And I really want to make a checkered cookie now. Ooh. That sounds hard, but I want to try it. I think it's like not hard. It's just tedious. Yeah, I can do that. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm into it, though. I'm definitely into doing some holiday cookies. Yeah. Drew got me for Christmas, a kitchen aid, and it got delivered, like, in the kitchen aid box, so I saw it. Hell yeah. I was was like, can I just have that, even though it's for Christmas? Can I have that? Can I have it? And I'm so excited. They're the best. I had a kitchen aid, and then I switched to a different brand, which I won't say, because it's not a bad brand. I just, like, don't really want it anymore. and I was like, could you get me a kitchenate again? I know that's really annoying. And he was like, maybe. |
| 1:30.5 | And then it showed up at our doorstep. brand. I just like don't really want it anymore. And I was like, could you get me a kitchenate again? |
| 1:28.1 | I know that's really annoying. And he was like, maybe. And that it showed up at our doorstep in the, in the kitchen aid box. And I said, that is what she said. Must make cookies. That's true. That's what she said. I did see this thing and maybe you should get one of these now that you have a kitchen aid. Tell me, I'm going to get one. |
| 1:44.6 | It's like a rubber bowl that you put in your kitchen |
| 1:46.9 | made mixer or kitchen aid mixer. Yeah. I haven't had enough caffeine today. |
| 1:51.8 | I know. I haven't had a lot of cough. No. And it's a rubber bowl that like you can literally |
| 1:56.0 | smush up to easily clean it. That's cool. That way if you just like want to mix something small or quick or mix two |
| 2:03.8 | different things like you know dry ingredients and wet ingredients you're not messing up the bowl |
| 2:08.8 | and having to keep washing the bowl over and over again. That's a great idea because there are so |
| 2:12.5 | many times where you have to like mix the separate ingredients and I'm always like I hate that I have to |
| 2:17.1 | do this in like another yeah like bowl that's not attached to my kitchen egg exactly yeah cool I'm gonna get one of |
| 2:23.1 | those I think I might get one of them I got the kitchen aid one too because Mikey was telling me |
| 2:27.5 | this isn't sponsored by the way no it's just exciting but kitchen aid if you want to sponsor that'd be |
| 2:32.5 | sick honey if you want a sponsor I love you that rubber bowl Honey, if you want a sponsor, I'll send me that rubber bowl. I love your shit. I do too. I went back to it. I had the twist on one before, and Mikey was saying that because I make a lot of bread, putting like the, it's like a lift one instead. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I haven't a boxed mine yet, but I think I might do that today. I think you should. Maybe I'll like some checkered cookies. |
| 2:52.1 | I think it feels right today. |
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